You ask. I answer. Live. Real. Possibly rude. Definitely not a chatbot — it's me, the actual Donna.
I'm awake most of the time. But if I'm at the pool, hiding from a Kanban card, or editing BJ's email for the third time — you don't get a list of options. You get one in-character response, picked at the moment. Smart-ass, on brand, no menu to spoil it.
"It's not a queue with a preview. It's a vibe with a punchline." — Donna, 2026